Sex Trivia: Human Sex, Animal Sex, Flower Sex, and Dog Breeds

Free Trivia Questions About Sex

Sex is at the center of everything important and fun. Family, first kisses, puppies, dirty dancing, cunnilingus… After reading these free sex trivia questions you won’t know how to do it better, but you will at least know things about the clit, how different animals do it, and the most popular dog breeds. Hope you enjoy these free trivia questions about sex: human sex, animal sex, flower sex, and dog breeds.

Part 1: Trivia About Sex

Back in the day, we had to watch the show Degrassi Junior High in middle school to learn about sex ed. Did you know the artist Drake was in that show too? Can’t say the show (or Drake) taught me a whole lot… but then again, internet porn was not a thing yet, so that’s all we had. Enjoy these free trivia questions about sex.


1. If a mother gives birth to dizygotic twins, then are the twins fraternal, or identical?

Fraternal


2. This human sexual position is kind of a backwards, western take on the traditional straddling technique.

Reverse Cowgirl


3. When a woman considers getting her tubes tied for contraceptive purposes, what tubes is she talking about? Spelling counts

Fallopian tubes


4. What is the name of the human species and sub species?

Homo sapien sapien


5. A single sperm cell contains roughly this many Megabytes of DNA information (that we know about) Within 10.

37.5MB To give you perspective, the average load contains over 15 terabytes of data.

6. Before males get the chromosomes they need to become males, their penises were actually these, in the womb?

Clitorises


7. The British Journal of Urology International released a study on average male penis size.  Within 1/2 an inch, what is the average length of a male penis? If you go over, you get it wrong.

5.16 inches


8.  According to urban dictionary, this human sexual maneuver refers to the delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Blumpkin


9. This part of the male anatomy is responsible for bringing sperm to the urethra.

Vas Deferens


10. According to a study, when a couple engages in this sexual practice, the risk of their child suffering from an early death, serious birth defect, or mental disability increases to almost 50 percent.

Incest

Part 2: Trivia Animal Sex

Ya know, Eminem once said:

…Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope…

Hope you enjoy these free trivia questions about Animal Sex.


1.  Because their one purpose is to inseminate the queen, after ejaculating, the penises of the male drones of this species explode and they die.

Honey Bee


2. One of the most difficult issues keeping zoos from breeding these large animals in captivity, is that the females are in heat for only 1-3 days out of the year.  Suppose that is why they are on the endangered list too.

Panda


3. This tall animal tastes the urine of his female mate to see when she is in heat.

Giraffe


4. This species can often get stuck to each other after mating.  This is because the penis in this species actually has a bone, and during intercourse, the tip of the penis becomes swollen inside the female, and is unable to be removed until the swelling subsides.

Dogs


5. Part of these creatures’ mating ritual includes the males holding the females underwater.  10% of the females actually die because of this practice.

Sea Otters


6.  The females of this species will lure a male mate for sexual relations and when she is done, she will bite of her partner’s head.

Praying Mantis


7. This North American animal will mate in the air in a free fall.

Bald Eagle


8. This animal has a vagina with a few false, dead-end chambers to prevent unwanted sexual advances from resulting in pregnancy.  The males of the same species have corkscrew-shaped penises to try and help them find the right hole.

Ducks


9.  The females in this class of mammals have 3 vaginas.

Marsupials


10. This term refers to the practice of selectively breeding and raising livestock to promote desirable traits in animals for utility, sport, pleasure, or research.

Animal Husbandry

Part 3: Plant Sex

Did you know that when you smell a flower you are actually dismembering a plant’s sex organs. Yup, you are nose-fucking a plant. Hope you enjoy these trivia questions about plant sex.


1. What is the pollen-producing part of the flower called, or as I like to call it, the flower penis?

Stamen


2. What liquid substance do plants create to attract animals to their flowers to aid in pollination?

Nectar


3. A tumbleweed would be an example of a plant evolving to use this vector to help disperse their seeds?

Wind


4. Name 3 natural vectors for seed dispersal?

Wind, Animals, Water, Gravity


5.  Aspens, hops, ginger and bamboo all reproduce asexually and so they are considered these.

Rhizomes


6.  In the anatomy of a plant seed, this is the name of the leaves that first shoot out of the seed and provides nutrients to the seed before it can photosynthesize.

Cotyledon


7.  Bees are highly desirable pollinators. What color can bees not see?

Red


8. What type of tree do the largest seeds come from?

Palm Trees


9.  In what part of the plant are all of the sex organs contained ?

The Flower


10. What is the tallest member of the grass family?

Bamboo

Part 4: Trivia Dog Breeds

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Enjoy these free trivia questions about dog breeds


1. This dog was bred for protecting royalty in Feudal Japan.

Akita


2. This breed was developed in England as a hunting dog to chase down small prey such as rabbits, and was also the star in the movie Shiloh.

Beagle


3.  Name the top 3 most popular dog breeds.

Lab, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever


4. What breeds of dog were the two that stared in the movie Homeward Bound?

Golden Retriever (Shadow) and American Bulldog (Chance)


5. This breed has a French name which means curly lap dog.

Bichon Frise


6. The name of this Chinese dog breed almost sounds like a brand of pen.

Shar-Pei


7. The Dogue De Bordeaux breed co-starred with Tom Hanks in this 1989 movie.

Turner and Hooch


8. This large breed was also featured in Sound Garden’s Black Hole Sun Music video.

Great Dane


9. What type of breed was Rin Tin Tin?

German Shepherd


10. Christopher Guest directed this film about professional breeders in the year 2000.

Best in Show

Well, did you learn anything new from these free trivia questions about sex: human sex, animal sex, flower sex, and dog breeds? We hope so. We strive to provide information about the random, absurd, and deviant. And yes… we understand that just like in bar trivia, there are those who wish to contest the answers or give their unsolicited opinions about whether or not the questions are fair, accurate or displeasing.

At the bar we can publicly denounce you as a heckler and shame you into taking your seat. On the internet, it is not so easy. So with that in mind, if you have comments, heckles or unsolicited feedback, there is room for it below. Just don’t be a dick about it!

Trivia About Sex, Drugs, Rock n’ Roll and Riddles

Free trivia about Sex Drugs rock n roll

Learn where a woman’s G-spot is, or what Ozzy Osbourne snorted instead of cocaine, or even some sassy riddles to expand your ability to think laterally. These free trivia questions about sex, drugs, rock n’ roll and riddles should get you going. If you have other trivia questions you want to add, please include the questions in the comments below.

Part 1: Sex Trivia


1. According to a survey done by the CDC, what percentage of women ages 15-44 have admitted to having anal sex with a man?

35%


2. In the same study, what percentage of women reported ever having sex (of any kind) with another woman?

11%


3. According to the book, The Hardness Factor, men do not need to be sexually aroused to have an erection. Name two other reasons men can get an erection.

Fear, Full bladder or Nervousness


4. This question is just to help all you ladies out there and to educate the men.  Where is a woman’s g-spot?

Tummy side of the vaginal wall. About 1-2 inches inside


5. Where does the slang word “Taint” come from and what body part does it describe?

Taint your ass and taint your balls neither. Located between the anus and testis


6. The average number of times a healthy male will ejaculate in a lifetime is 7,200. Of this number, approximately how many times will result from masturbation.

2000


7. Women who have gone to this place are more likely to enjoy receiving and giving oral sex.

University


8. According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine. What is the average time it takes for a man to climax while having vaginal intercourse? 

5.4 minutes


9. According to The Health Survey for England, over the course of their lifetime, on average, men and women respectively, have this many sexual partners.

Men have 9 partners. Women have 4 partners


10. Why do humans have pubic hair and armpit hair?

Pheromones – In these areas we have sweat glands that do more than cool us down. They give off cellular material that when mixed with our hair create a ripe environment for bacteria and smells. Studies have shown that women can detect these pheromones and actually pick men that have the most different DNA from them. This makes sense evolutionarily speaking because their offspring would then have a higher variable of genetic code and be better equipped to fight off disease

Part 2: Drug Trivia


1. If someone asks you if “You wanna get wet?” they are asking you to try this drug.

PCP


2. This Harvard doctor & lecturer on psychology is commonly regarded as the most prominent pro-LSD researcher and supporter in history.

Timothy Leary


3. The pure form of ecstasy, or MDMA is called casually referred to as Molly.  What is molly short for?

Molecule


4. Recreational drugs can be categorized into these 4 categories, Hallucinogens, Opiates, Depressants, and Stimulants.  Where are Alcohol, Nicotine and Marijuana categorized? Hint, one of these is classified in two of these categories.

Alcohol = Depressant, Nicotine = Stimulant and Marijuana = Hallucinogen & Depressant


5. Viagra was invented trying to help what health problem?  Bonus – You should call a doctor immediately if you ever have an erection that lasts more this many hours because If not treated right away, permanent damage to your penis could occur.

High Blood Pressure or Angina. Bonus – 4 hours


6. Inhalants known as Whippets, got its name from doing what?

Inhaling a whipped cream canister


7. When Ozzy Osbourne ran out of cocaine while on tour with Mötley Crue in 1984, what did he snort a line of instead?

Ants


8. Crack cocaine got its name because when you cook it, it makes a crackling sound.  What do two ingredients do you cook cocaine with to make crack?

Water and Baking Soda. Interesting fact, the penalty for possessing crack is 18 times that of possessing cocaine in the powder form.


9. If someone wants to Robo-trip, otherwise known as drinking a special type of Robitussin to get high, they must look for this active ingredient. 

Dextromethorphan (DXM)


10. Boofing, the slang term that refers to putting drugs up one’s butt to get high, also refers to a technique that keeps one’s bow from submerging in this sport.

River Kayaking

Part 3: Rock n Roll Trivia


1. What is the Beatles best selling album?

The Beatles (White Album)


2. Eric Clapton’s song, Layla, was an effort to steal who’s wife?

George Harrison – (Lead guitarist for the Beatles)


3. Michael Jackson was shooting a commercial for what major brand when his hair caught on fire?

Pepsi


4. What famous artist/actor has a song that includes the following lyrics. “slime and snails or puppy dogs’ tails”

David Bowie


5. What 2 English based musicians teamed up to make a song about MTV?

Sting and Dire Straits


6. Name at least 2 famous members of the 27 club, artists who died at the age of 27.

Joplin, Hendrix, Cobain, Winehouse, Morrison


7. What band asks Scaramouche to do the Fandango?

Queen


8. What was the first music video to be aired on MTV?

Video killed the radio star


9. What band put out an album cover of a pierced cow’s udder in 1993? Extra point for the name of the album.

Aerosmith, Get a grip


10. Don Mclean’s song, the day the music died, referred to a plane crash in 1959 that killed these three musicians.

Buddy Holly, Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens

Part 4: Riddles


1. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, round, and contains a thin whitish liquid?

A Coconut


2. People stick their poles inside me. They tie me down to get me erect and I get wet before they do.  What am I?

A Tent


3. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?

The letter M


4. What can you catch but not throw?

A Cold


5. A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?

White, You are in the north pole.


6. What is so delicate that even a whisper will break it?

A silence


7. If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?

Trick question. There is no smoke since it’s an electric train.


8. What has one eye but cannot see?

A needle or a hurricane


9. A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those two men?

A Catcher and Umpire. The man hit a home run.


10. All day long people come inside and outside of me. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator

Well, did you learn anything new from these free trivia questions about sex, drugs, rock n roll and riddles? We hope so. We strive to provide information about the random, absurd, and deviant. And yes… we understand that just like in bar trivia, there are those who wish to contest the answers or give their unsolicited opinions about whether or not the questions are fair, accurate or displeasing.

At the bar we can publicly denounce you as a heckler and shame you into taking your seat. On the internet, it is not so easy. So with that in mind, if you have comments, heckles or unsolicited feedback, there is room for it below. Just don’t be a dick about it!