Trivia About Awkward Life Moments: Puberty, Dating, The Bathroom and The Doctor’s Office

Free Trivia Questions Awkward Life Moments

Learn the average age girls get their period, what not to say on a date if you don’t want to pay for dinner, and how long the average human spends on a toilet. These free trivia questions about awkward life moments: puberty, dating, the bathroom and the doctor’s office should make you blush and remember your awkward years. If you have other trivia questions about awkward moments in your life or want to share any personal awkward stories, please share them in the comments below.

Part 1: Trivia About Puberty

Did you know that the purpose of pubic hair is to help foster and transmit pheromones. Just smell your partner’s pubes. If you don’t like the smell, you were never meant to be. But for now… Enjoy these free trivia questions about puberty.


1. Open and closed comedones are more commonly know as these two types of acne.

Blackheads and Whiteheads


2. Potty otter, Pusstache, and fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich are all terms for what part of a female?

Pubic Hair


3. Peyronie’s disease is caused by scar tissue, called plaque, which forms along the length of the penis. This plaque is not visible, and depending on the severity of the condition, the plaque can cause the penis to do this, making sex sometimes more difficult or painful.

To bend or become misshapen


4. According to womanshealth.gov the average age a woman gets her period is what age?

12


5. Our vocal cords are stretched across this part of your body.  During puberty, this grows and causes our voice to crack.

Larynx


6. Why do all men have nipples and breasts?

All men started out as girls in the womb


7. During Puberty, facial hair first starts to darken and get thicker in the corners of your what?

Upper Lip


8. The book, what’s happening to me, is an illustrated book about puberty.  from the same author, what is the name of the book that talks about the birds and the bees? 

Where did I come from?


9. According to the most recent reported data from the CDC on youth risk behavior (2016), only 5 percent of U.S. high schools have made these available to their students.

Condoms


10.Girls always seem to grow taller than boys.  In a Saved by the Bell episode, this issue is confronted head on when this character avoids going to the dance with a much shorter date.

Jesse Spano

Part 2: Trivia About Dating

Did you know that on average, it takes 8 dates before a couple jointly decides to be exclusive? Enjoy these free trivia questions about dating.


1. More patients who have suffered from THIS for long periods eventually develop erection problems than those who are able to control their ejaculation. Many times, THIS is the first sign of Erectile Dysfunction

Premature Ejaculation


2. FMRI studies have shown that the psychological response of rejection activates the same part of the brain as this physical response.

Pain


3. Mentioning that you went to this, will increase the chance of you paying for the dinner by 84%.

College


4. Your first one of these can either be very special or very awkward.  The science of this act is called philematology.

Kissing


5. For girls, This can be broken on more than one way, and does not always determine if a girl is a virgin or not.

Hyman (or Cherry for slang)


6. These are often difficult for men to take off.  The origin of the word is french and means upper arm.

Brassier


7. It is recommended that guys and girls do a dry run putting these on before they try it in real life.  If you put it on upside down, it won’t go on very easily.

Condoms


8. Talking about STD’s is awekward with new partners. This STD accounts for the majority of prevalent STIs in the US.

HPV


9.  30% of American girls (2016) will have this before they are 20.  Let’s just say that this makes for an awkward first date question.

A baby


10. According to Elle magazine and MSNB, 12% women dump their partners for being this vs. 31% men.

Being Overweight

Part 3: Trivia About Going to the Bathroom

Did you know that in 1890 the Scot Paper Company was the first to manufacture toilet paper on a roll? We hope you enjoy these free trivia questions about the bathroom.


1. What bacteria is the cause of most urinary tract infections?

E. Coli


2. The average toilet flushes this many gallons of water per flush?

1.6


3. In a study conducted at Brown University, many people couldn’t distinguish the smell between vomit and this.

Parmesan Cheese (Both contain butyric acid, the main smell of vomit.)


4. Why should females wipe front to back after pooping?

To Avoid a Urinary Tract Infection


5. Poop is not made mostly of undigested food, it is made up mostly of water and this.

Dead bacteria


6. Cellulose is the reason we often know if we have eaten this food recently.  Hint, we can’t digest cellulose.

Corn


7.  Men are physically better at this than women because their hips are narrower, colons are lower and men have more ridged abdomen walls?

Pooping


8. What is a bathroom called on a ship?

The head


9.  Poop is brown because of a chemical called stercobilin.  Which comes from a byproduct of broken down hemoglobin and this digestive tract liquid.

Bile


10. On Average, how many months does a person spend sitting on a toilet.

3 months

Part 4: Trivia About Going to the Doctor

Did you know that surgeons who played video games on a regular basis made 37% less errors and were 27% faster than their non-gaming coworkers? We hope you enjoy these free trivia question about visiting your doctor.


1. Doctors use this procedure to search for polyps which could be early signs of cancer.

Colonoscopy


2. RU-486 is a drug used for what?

An abortion


3.  While this type of fungal infection usually happens in the genital region, when it happens here it is called Thrush?

The mouth


4. HSV 1 and 2 can be transferred to both the mouth and genitals – what does HSV stand for?

Herpes Simplex Virus


5. If you are married, you don’t want to get diagnosed with this “kissing disease” as you partner will surely get suspicious.

Mono


6. If you don’t know how the daddy is, you get one of these.

Paternity test


7. This is known as a “silent” STD because about 75 percent of infected women and about 50 percent of infected men have no symptoms.

Chlamydia


8. Not to be confused with an STD, this ailment has symptoms of itching and burning of the groin.  However, it is a fungus that causes it.

Jock Itch


9. This parasite lives in your intestine and east your food.

Tape worms


10. If you are thinking of freezing these off because they are getting in the way of sex play, you should see a doctor first. According to Planned Parenthood, often times our bodies will fight them off eventually.

Genital Warts

Well, did you learn anything new from these free trivia questions about awkward life moments: puberty, dating, the bathroom and the doctor’s Office? We hope so. We strive to provide information about the random, absurd, and deviant. And yes… we understand that just like in bar trivia, there are those who wish to contest the answers or give their unsolicited opinions about whether or not the questions are fair, accurate or displeasing.

At the bar we can publicly denounce you as a heckler and shame you into taking your seat. On the internet, it is not so easy. So with that in mind, if you have comments, heckles or unsolicited feedback, there is room for it below. Just don’t be a dick about it!